so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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