Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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