check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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