...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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