Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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