im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
