Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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