if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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