North Korea, Best Korea!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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