He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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