apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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