Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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