On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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