either way he was missing a nipple.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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