That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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