Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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