P.S. I can't hear my feet
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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