told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i will never coherently bang her
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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