we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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