I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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