Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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