Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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