It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
