you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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