Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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