my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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