Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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