Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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