I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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