I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Boobs speak an international language.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I love you.
Bad choice
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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