so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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