I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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