I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
