Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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