So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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