she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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