i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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