He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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