Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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