take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
