Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
