Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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