I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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