Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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