That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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