Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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