You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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