If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
