5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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