it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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