I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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