I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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