I'm really into asian looking animals
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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