Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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