stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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