the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My dick has a subreddit
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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