One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I wear drunk well.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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