so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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