worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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