Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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