I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
